Lauren Boebert is going to be a grandma!
Her 18-year-old son knocked up his girlfriend
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 135 | March 12, 2023 12:36 AM |
We need to send a baby shower gift! Perhaps a pistol-shaped pacifier/binky!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | February 28, 2023 10:13 PM |
Neither his cock nor his guns shoot blancs.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | February 28, 2023 10:17 PM |
Lol what a piece of trash
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 28, 2023 10:26 PM |
And she'll be a great-grandma in another 14 years.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 28, 2023 10:34 PM |
I'm surprised they registered at Target, that pinko libbie store!
Was Farm and Fleet unavailable?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 28, 2023 10:35 PM |
In Colorado we know how to deal with unwanted children.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 28, 2023 10:59 PM |
30-something grandmas.....fairly common in methlandia
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 28, 2023 11:23 PM |
Christian family values right here. 17 year old boy knocks up his Mexican American girlfriend. BoBo's got a lot of explaining to do at her next Nazi America First cross burning 😏
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 28, 2023 11:35 PM |
A whole entire family of repulsive white trash.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 28, 2023 11:45 PM |
Poor kids.
Firstly, for having kids so young and secondly having her as grandma.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 28, 2023 11:46 PM |
If it's a female, she'd better keep her husband away from it.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 28, 2023 11:47 PM |
STUD.
He's definitely not shooting blanks!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 28, 2023 11:47 PM |
Such a young-looking grandma!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 28, 2023 11:48 PM |
According to her Twitter page, she’s “Mom raising my 4 boys to be MEN before liberals teach them to be women!”
She has a plan, folks.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | February 28, 2023 11:53 PM |
Margie is cackling like a cunt and making sure her kid's IUD is still valid
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 28, 2023 11:56 PM |
At the baby shower, her husband will expose his tinymeat to all in attendance!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 28, 2023 11:58 PM |
I'm getting an abortion as we speak!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 1, 2023 12:00 AM |
I bet the girlfriend is barely 16. Like father like son
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 1, 2023 12:17 AM |
Like Mothwhore, like son.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 1, 2023 12:18 AM |
[quote]I bet the girlfriend is barely 16. Like father like son
I was wondering about this too. Ick.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 1, 2023 12:22 AM |
Boebert herself was a teen mom who dropped out of highschool when she got pregnant. Clearly she raised her runts with those same values...
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 1, 2023 12:23 AM |
I'm surprised they're not registered at Smith & Wesson.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 1, 2023 12:26 AM |
Semi-automatic shotgun wedding
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 1, 2023 12:28 AM |
TARGET? That commie FRENCH store with the fa-la-la rainbow shit? Why not register at the Walmart? They sell firearm and ammo there! Has Representative Robert and her family gone WOKE? I need to Truth about this over on the Social, y'all. Maybe my president Trump will see it and comment!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 1, 2023 1:01 AM |
Doesn't Target sell dildos?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 1, 2023 1:03 AM |
Them Republican women love being young grandmas. Reminds me of around the way girls.
Life is a beautiful thing.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 1, 2023 1:03 AM |
[quote] He’s kinda cute
Young, dumb, and full of cum.
How big is his cock?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 1, 2023 1:08 AM |
They better not be buying dildos at target!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 1, 2023 1:30 AM |
Will she make her infant child pose with a tiny gun?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 1, 2023 1:30 AM |
He's 17, not 18.
His 16th birthday was celebrated in March of 2021.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 1, 2023 1:33 AM |
Where are you guys who are saying he's cute seeing his picture? The most recent picture I can find of him is when he was 16(!).
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 1, 2023 1:34 AM |
^ That makes it even better. She'll freak out over high school seniors reading a book with some sex in it but apparently kids that age are fine being parents
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 1, 2023 1:34 AM |
“Meemaw, what’s a cunt? I went on Datalounge and every time your name was written it said cunt next to it.”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 1, 2023 1:35 AM |
Which clan will spawn more at younger ages: the Boeberts or the Palins?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 1, 2023 1:35 AM |
Thank you, Accurate Birthday Concerned Mom.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 1, 2023 1:35 AM |
Her new DL nickname should be Grandma Moses
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 1, 2023 1:37 AM |
Didn't his dad have the talk with him? You only expose yourself to teens, don't get them pregnant before marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 1, 2023 1:37 AM |
Good thing they are married, because pre-marital sex is NOT God's way....
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 1, 2023 1:40 AM |
A 16 can be cute. Did we say we wanted him to fuck us? He’s cute.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 1, 2023 1:42 AM |
Why is this a topic of outrage or ridicule? It's not like the boy ruined his future. Obviously he is developing straight to become a congress man. As long as he has more guns than kids he should be good to go.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 1, 2023 1:43 AM |
Trump is our God and we grab ‘‘em by the pussy.” Way to go, son. You are the latest to sacrifice your future in the name of Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 1, 2023 1:43 AM |
Imagine having a grandmother that let Ted Cruz nut inside of her. Poor kid.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 1, 2023 1:43 AM |
Get ready for Godfather Rittenhouse
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 1, 2023 1:45 AM |
LOL! Remember the “What is a Sign You’re Trashy” thread? I remember the comment “having grandchildren in your 20s or 30s” getting lots of upvotes
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 1, 2023 1:46 AM |
Will the babymama squirt the child out in a pickup like Boebert did?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 53 | March 1, 2023 1:52 AM |
It's sad that Granny Bobo won't be able to read her new grand bedtime stories. Not that she'd be too busy, mind you, but that a lot of those words in the books will be beyond her failed-the -GED-three-times brain. Hope there are at least a few picture books for Granny Bobo on that registry.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 1, 2023 2:12 AM |
Peepaw Bobo is going to show his puny cockles at the gender reveal. If it’s pink it’s a girl, blue it’s a boy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 1, 2023 2:16 AM |
[quote] If it's pink it's a girl, blue it's a boy.
What if it's TRANS?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 1, 2023 2:19 AM |
^ They'd probably "rehome" a trans or gay kid
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 1, 2023 2:21 AM |
R56, the baby will be named Marjorie Taylor Green Juniorette.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 1, 2023 2:21 AM |
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 1, 2023 2:21 AM |
[quote] If it's pink it's a girl, blue it's a boy.
[quote]What if it's TRANS?
Then it's gold.
As in comedy gold.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 1, 2023 2:26 AM |
It has its father’s cocklet.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 1, 2023 2:28 AM |
I don't see what's funny about any of this. This is the American family at its finest. You people are horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 1, 2023 2:36 AM |
Is Ted Cruz be the "unofficial" peepaw? Somebody send Ted some cigars and a note of congrats.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 1, 2023 2:36 AM |
[quote]A 16 can be cute. Did we say we wanted him to fuck us? He’s cute.
Meh. Most of us see a kid, because he is one. Even when I was 16, I preferred older men.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 1, 2023 2:52 AM |
Will the gender reveal party be another insurrection attempt? They will at least be blowin' some shit up.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 1, 2023 2:54 AM |
R65 What’s wrong with you? No one said “hot”. You honestly don’t see ANYONE younger than 18 as cute? My nephew is cute. He’s 9. I don’t want him sexually. I don’t think he’s “hot”. He’s just cute. Do you magically think someone is cute when they hit 18?
Bobo’s son is cute.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 1, 2023 2:57 AM |
Let's not lose focus off of the fact that she is a very, very stupid and childish woman:
"Raskin to Boebert: Democrat is the noun. When you use it as an adjective, you say Democratic.. As if every time we mentioned the other party it just came out with a kind of political speech impediment like, oh, the Banana Republican Party."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | March 1, 2023 3:03 AM |
Embarrassingly stupid woman:
Whew. Jamie Raskin just absolutely schooled Lauren Boebert. (h/t @acyn)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | March 1, 2023 3:04 AM |
You have to admire a democratic system that allows these nut jobs to get elected.
I hope the mother is safely delivered of a healthy child.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 1, 2023 11:11 AM |
Damn I hope Jamie Raskin beats the shit out of that cancer
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 1, 2023 2:53 PM |
The Palin clan 2.0. Once she loses her seat they'll fade into relative obscurity and you will only hear about them in tabloid stories about police being called out for family squabbles. White trash.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 1, 2023 3:15 PM |
Trash breeding more trash. The circle of life.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 1, 2023 3:35 PM |
What kind of sad existence does that young woman have that she would want to have Lauren "Multiple Restraining Orders" Bobo and her Pecker Presenter hubs as a meemaw and peepaw to her child?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 1, 2023 3:50 PM |
This bitch won by what, 500 votes in 2022. Adam Frisch is running again in 24 and he will win. Coloradans are getting fed up with this insurrectionist white trash bitch and her antics.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 1, 2023 3:52 PM |
The fucking whore doesn't fall far from the fucking whore.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 1, 2023 3:56 PM |
[quote]Coloradans are getting fed up with this insurrectionist white trash bitch and her antics.
No they’re not. Colorado is slowly becoming Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 1, 2023 3:59 PM |
R77, that's not true. They re-elected their out gay Dem governor by a large margin. Ho-bert only won by 500 votes in an R+12 district
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 1, 2023 9:27 PM |
She thinks you have to be 21 to make "life altering" decisions. But 17-year-olds are old enough to be parents, I guess
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | March 1, 2023 9:31 PM |
I thought fundie teens turned to anal sex to avoid pregnancy. Did the boy get the wrong hole?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 2, 2023 5:26 PM |
I agree with R79 (the tweet) but why would we even allow such a thing? We should be better. It’s violent, archaic, homophobic, awful.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 2, 2023 5:29 PM |
Nothing says family values like unmarried teen pregnancy
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 2, 2023 6:52 PM |
Multi-generational teen pregnancy...
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 2, 2023 7:03 PM |
[quote]Nothing says family values like unmarried teen pregnancy
You betcha!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 2, 2023 7:31 PM |
We all know how BoBo gets ahead...
(see what I did there?)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 87 | March 2, 2023 7:58 PM |
I heard the girl is young and Mexican.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 2, 2023 8:17 PM |
^^Thst picture should have had a warning,
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 2, 2023 8:34 PM |
Does this bitch ever close her mouth? Can she close her mouth?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 3, 2023 1:41 AM |
quick, impregnate the puta before Jill Biden puts you on estrogen!!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 3, 2023 1:53 AM |
^^Her teefs are too big for her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 3, 2023 11:44 AM |
It’s great to see the Republican abstinence sex education is still paying off so well!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 3, 2023 12:15 PM |
Boebert already asked the Ways and Means Committee how to fit pork sliders into a baby bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 3, 2023 1:21 PM |
R97, you know little baby MAGA will only have Mountain Dew in his/bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 3, 2023 11:45 PM |
R98 how dare you refer to my grandbaby with a pronoun!!!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 3, 2023 11:48 PM |
R99 is obviously an imposter. The real moron doesn't even know what a pronoun is, R99:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 100 | March 3, 2023 11:50 PM |
[quote]Mee-Maw is one of the proudest titles in my patch of sandy Western Slope dirt.
SPUNK HER UP! SPUNK HER UP!
So proud.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 3, 2023 11:52 PM |
Was the tweet deleted because it turned out there was another guy with the same name as her son?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 4, 2023 3:24 AM |
I don't know. We need more confirmation
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 4, 2023 1:33 PM |
That's one slutty grandma.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 104 | March 5, 2023 10:45 PM |
My parents were mortified when my 18 year old sister got knocked up. Of course her boyfriend was 16 so that didn't help anything.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 6, 2023 2:18 AM |
My grandmother was very sweet. I'm so glad she wasn't a skanky Nazi prostitution whore.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 6, 2023 2:20 AM |
Picture it. Colorado 2026.
Toddler blows grandma’s head off in Walmart parking lot.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 8, 2023 9:09 PM |
Allegedly, this is the mother-to-be.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 108 | March 8, 2023 9:16 PM |
R109 You take that back. Some of us think black licorice and sparkling water is a perfectly acceptable snack.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 9, 2023 5:29 AM |
[quote]Allegedly, this is the mother-to-be.
She sho is purty.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 9, 2023 5:59 AM |
I've heard it said that Lauren's mom was a teen mom too. Anyone have confirmation of that or just rumor?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 9, 2023 7:54 AM |
xtians...good family values, 'dem xtians.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 9, 2023 3:02 PM |
"A bill that would have prohibited minors from getting married in West Virginia was defeated Wednesday night in a legislative committee. The Republican-dominated Senate Judiciary Committee rejected the bill on a 9-8 vote, a week after it passed the House of Delegates.
Some of the bill’s opponents have argued that teenage marriages are a part of life in West Virginia.
Kanawha County Republican Sen. Mike Stuart, a former federal prosecutor who sided with the majority, said his vote “wasn’t a vote against women.” [bold] He said his mother was married when she was 16, and “six months later, I came along. I’m the luckiest guy in the world." [/bold]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 114 | March 9, 2023 9:54 PM |
R108, that woman looks like she is in her 20s. If that is the case it would be statutory rape.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 9, 2023 10:24 PM |
^ and since public she would be prosecuted.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 9, 2023 10:25 PM |
She’s supposedly 15.
I expect Bobo’s pack of feral kids to far surpass the Palin spawn in horrific life choices.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 10, 2023 9:27 AM |
[quote] I've heard it said that Lauren's mom was a teen mom too. Anyone have confirmation of that or just rumor?
I have read a few articles mentioning the mom being 18 at the time of Lauren's birth. There is a lot of drama regarding Lauren's paternity. The mom says that a former pro wrestler Stan Lane is Lauren's father. Lane was 33 at the time of Lauren's birth. A few years after her birth, the mom Shawn who also goes by Shawna took Lauren in for blood testing because Lane insisted he wasn't the father. Blood test was done and test results said Lane wasn't the father. The child support case Lauren's mom had against Lane was closed. Years later, the mom found that phlebotomist who drew the blood sample from Lane was convicted of fraud in another paternity case involving switching blood samples. The mom believes the phlebotomist and Lane were involved in a similar scam which allowed him not to pay child support. The article gives additional details, the mom has tried to get various legal actions to get Lane retested. Very crazy story.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 118 | March 11, 2023 3:38 PM |
The baby registry has been deleted. If you google "Tyler Boebert's baby registry", one of the search results is to a thread on a military related message board called rallypoint.com. It seems the posters there post under their real names. On February 28th, a guy started a thread mentioning a baby registry for a Tyler Boebert living in Rifle Colorado in Lauren Boebert's district. The guy wondered if Tyler was related to Lauren and did question whether Lauren was going to be a grandmother. Another poster ripped into that guy for "doxing the couple" and "causing blowback.
My theory is that maybe the Boeberts were trying keep this under wraps, but the girl and/or her family set up the registry and listed Tyler.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 11, 2023 4:52 PM |
[quote]Grandma is a Millennial!
[quote] —Thursdays this fall on the CW!
I cracked up at this. 38 year old millennial here. I grew up in a small town and the year after I graduated there were several pregnant girls in that graduating class. I knew one of them quite well through drama club. Her daughter was born three weeks before her graduation. We lost touch for several years as she moved to another state. Her daughter's father signed away his parental rights. About ten years ago, she friended me on Facebook and I saw that she was working in engineering and gotten married was expecting a kid with her husband. She also had posts talking about her husband's process to adopt her daughter. I was happy she was doing well and we would occasionally message us each other or post on each other's FB walls. .
I work in public health and when covid hit I mostly stayed off Facebook newsfeeds due to the covid hoax crap, anti-masking, and other crap that was going around. The reason I didn't delete my Facebook account was because a relative of mine was dealing with cancer and set up an FB group to post updates on her condition. I also used Facebook to occasionally chat with relatives. For a long time, I would sometimes go on FB and check my cousin's group and do chats and wouldn't scroll through the feeds. Last year on Mother's Day, I was bored and was scrolling through Facebook and of course, there were tons of Mother's day related posts with pics of people's moms. I then I saw a pic of my high school friend with her teenage daughter and a baby in a stroller. I thought that maybe my friend had a third child. Then I read the caption on the post which I read something "So happy to be spending this Mother's Day with my first grandchild". I looked at my friend's profile and saw posts from a couple of months earlier when the grandchild was born.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 11, 2023 6:39 PM |
They've already had numerous police visits and their neighbors hate them and "fear them".
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 11, 2023 6:50 PM |
Lauren will undoubtedly make a fantastic Gigi. Warm, loving, and caring.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 11, 2023 7:03 PM |
I wouldn't be surprised if there ends up being drama between the girlfriend's family and the Boeberts due to money.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 11, 2023 7:10 PM |
How very bot of you, r122.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 11, 2023 7:13 PM |
Get your sarcasm meter calibrated, r124.
He called her "warm, loving and caring." Did you think he was serious?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 11, 2023 7:18 PM |
I wouldn't be so sure, r125.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 11, 2023 7:32 PM |
Well, you're right about having a healthy level of skepticism, r126.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 11, 2023 7:40 PM |
Thank you, r127, the post was too generic and didn't really have much of a sarcastic bite. But who knows?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 11, 2023 7:59 PM |
Cementing her status as the all-time white-trashiest member of Congress, Boebert is praising the high teen pregnancy rate in White Trash America.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 129 | March 11, 2023 8:39 PM |
Attitudes and actions that the overwhelming majority of the US used to cringe at has become the model behavior for MAGAs.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 11, 2023 9:19 PM |
I assume the young couple were married in the eyes of God and man at the time of conception. If not, then it's my sad duty to inform you that everybody involved is going to hell.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 11, 2023 10:27 PM |
[quote]Lauren Boebert is going to be a grandma!
Sadly it appears she has skipped that step and gone straight to crone.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 11, 2023 10:30 PM |
Is Lauren Boebert the dame who cut off her husband's penis and threw it out a car window?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 12, 2023 12:33 AM |
No, but she should have so he wouldn't be showing it to underage kids again.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 12, 2023 12:36 AM |
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