Lauren Boebert is going to be a grandma!

Publish date: 2024-05-07

Her 18-year-old son knocked up his girlfriend

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by Anonymousreply 135March 12, 2023 12:36 AM

We need to send a baby shower gift! Perhaps a pistol-shaped pacifier/binky!!

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by Anonymousreply 1February 28, 2023 10:13 PM

Neither his cock nor his guns shoot blancs.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 28, 2023 10:17 PM

Lol what a piece of trash

by Anonymousreply 4February 28, 2023 10:26 PM

And she'll be a great-grandma in another 14 years.

by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2023 10:34 PM

I'm surprised they registered at Target, that pinko libbie store!

Was Farm and Fleet unavailable?

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2023 10:35 PM

In Colorado we know how to deal with unwanted children.

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2023 10:59 PM

30-something grandmas.....fairly common in methlandia

by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2023 11:23 PM

Christian family values right here. 17 year old boy knocks up his Mexican American girlfriend. BoBo's got a lot of explaining to do at her next Nazi America First cross burning 😏

by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2023 11:35 PM

A whole entire family of repulsive white trash.

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2023 11:45 PM

Poor kids.

Firstly, for having kids so young and secondly having her as grandma.

by Anonymousreply 13February 28, 2023 11:46 PM

If it's a female, she'd better keep her husband away from it.

by Anonymousreply 14February 28, 2023 11:47 PM

STUD.

He's definitely not shooting blanks!

by Anonymousreply 15February 28, 2023 11:47 PM

Such a young-looking grandma!

by Anonymousreply 16February 28, 2023 11:48 PM

According to her Twitter page, she’s “Mom raising my 4 boys to be MEN before liberals teach them to be women!”

She has a plan, folks.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 28, 2023 11:53 PM

Margie is cackling like a cunt and making sure her kid's IUD is still valid

by Anonymousreply 19February 28, 2023 11:56 PM

At the baby shower, her husband will expose his tinymeat to all in attendance!

by Anonymousreply 20February 28, 2023 11:58 PM

I'm getting an abortion as we speak!

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2023 12:00 AM

I bet the girlfriend is barely 16. Like father like son

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2023 12:17 AM

Like Mothwhore, like son.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2023 12:18 AM

[quote]I bet the girlfriend is barely 16. Like father like son

I was wondering about this too. Ick.

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2023 12:22 AM

Boebert herself was a teen mom who dropped out of highschool when she got pregnant. Clearly she raised her runts with those same values...

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2023 12:23 AM

I'm surprised they're not registered at Smith & Wesson.

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2023 12:26 AM

Semi-automatic shotgun wedding

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2023 12:28 AM

TARGET? That commie FRENCH store with the fa-la-la rainbow shit? Why not register at the Walmart? They sell firearm and ammo there! Has Representative Robert and her family gone WOKE? I need to Truth about this over on the Social, y'all. Maybe my president Trump will see it and comment!

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2023 1:01 AM

Doesn't Target sell dildos?

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2023 1:03 AM

Them Republican women love being young grandmas. Reminds me of around the way girls.

Life is a beautiful thing.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2023 1:03 AM

[quote] He’s kinda cute

Young, dumb, and full of cum.

How big is his cock?

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2023 1:08 AM

They better not be buying dildos at target!!!!

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2023 1:30 AM

Will she make her infant child pose with a tiny gun?

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2023 1:30 AM

He's 17, not 18.

His 16th birthday was celebrated in March of 2021.

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2023 1:33 AM

Where are you guys who are saying he's cute seeing his picture? The most recent picture I can find of him is when he was 16(!).

by Anonymousreply 38March 1, 2023 1:34 AM

^ That makes it even better. She'll freak out over high school seniors reading a book with some sex in it but apparently kids that age are fine being parents

by Anonymousreply 39March 1, 2023 1:34 AM

“Meemaw, what’s a cunt? I went on Datalounge and every time your name was written it said cunt next to it.”

by Anonymousreply 40March 1, 2023 1:35 AM

Which clan will spawn more at younger ages: the Boeberts or the Palins?

by Anonymousreply 41March 1, 2023 1:35 AM

Thank you, Accurate Birthday Concerned Mom.

by Anonymousreply 42March 1, 2023 1:35 AM

Her new DL nickname should be Grandma Moses

by Anonymousreply 43March 1, 2023 1:37 AM

Didn't his dad have the talk with him? You only expose yourself to teens, don't get them pregnant before marriage.

by Anonymousreply 44March 1, 2023 1:37 AM

Good thing they are married, because pre-marital sex is NOT God's way....

by Anonymousreply 45March 1, 2023 1:40 AM

A 16 can be cute. Did we say we wanted him to fuck us? He’s cute.

by Anonymousreply 46March 1, 2023 1:42 AM

Why is this a topic of outrage or ridicule? It's not like the boy ruined his future. Obviously he is developing straight to become a congress man. As long as he has more guns than kids he should be good to go.

by Anonymousreply 47March 1, 2023 1:43 AM

Trump is our God and we grab ‘‘em by the pussy.” Way to go, son. You are the latest to sacrifice your future in the name of Trump.

by Anonymousreply 48March 1, 2023 1:43 AM

Imagine having a grandmother that let Ted Cruz nut inside of her. Poor kid.

by Anonymousreply 49March 1, 2023 1:43 AM

Get ready for Godfather Rittenhouse

by Anonymousreply 50March 1, 2023 1:45 AM

LOL! Remember the “What is a Sign You’re Trashy” thread? I remember the comment “having grandchildren in your 20s or 30s” getting lots of upvotes

by Anonymousreply 51March 1, 2023 1:46 AM

Will the babymama squirt the child out in a pickup like Boebert did?

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by Anonymousreply 53March 1, 2023 1:52 AM

It's sad that Granny Bobo won't be able to read her new grand bedtime stories. Not that she'd be too busy, mind you, but that a lot of those words in the books will be beyond her failed-the -GED-three-times brain. Hope there are at least a few picture books for Granny Bobo on that registry.

by Anonymousreply 54March 1, 2023 2:12 AM

Peepaw Bobo is going to show his puny cockles at the gender reveal. If it’s pink it’s a girl, blue it’s a boy.

by Anonymousreply 55March 1, 2023 2:16 AM

[quote] If it's pink it's a girl, blue it's a boy.

What if it's TRANS?

by Anonymousreply 56March 1, 2023 2:19 AM

^ They'd probably "rehome" a trans or gay kid

by Anonymousreply 57March 1, 2023 2:21 AM

R56, the baby will be named Marjorie Taylor Green Juniorette.

by Anonymousreply 58March 1, 2023 2:21 AM

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

by Anonymousreply 59March 1, 2023 2:21 AM

[quote] If it's pink it's a girl, blue it's a boy.

[quote]What if it's TRANS?

Then it's gold.

As in comedy gold.

by Anonymousreply 60March 1, 2023 2:26 AM

It has its father’s cocklet.

by Anonymousreply 61March 1, 2023 2:28 AM

I don't see what's funny about any of this. This is the American family at its finest. You people are horrible.

by Anonymousreply 63March 1, 2023 2:36 AM

Is Ted Cruz be the "unofficial" peepaw? Somebody send Ted some cigars and a note of congrats.

by Anonymousreply 64March 1, 2023 2:36 AM

[quote]A 16 can be cute. Did we say we wanted him to fuck us? He’s cute.

Meh. Most of us see a kid, because he is one. Even when I was 16, I preferred older men.

by Anonymousreply 65March 1, 2023 2:52 AM

Will the gender reveal party be another insurrection attempt? They will at least be blowin' some shit up.

by Anonymousreply 66March 1, 2023 2:54 AM

R65 What’s wrong with you? No one said “hot”. You honestly don’t see ANYONE younger than 18 as cute? My nephew is cute. He’s 9. I don’t want him sexually. I don’t think he’s “hot”. He’s just cute. Do you magically think someone is cute when they hit 18?

Bobo’s son is cute.

by Anonymousreply 67March 1, 2023 2:57 AM

Let's not lose focus off of the fact that she is a very, very stupid and childish woman:

"Raskin to Boebert: Democrat is the noun. When you use it as an adjective, you say Democratic.. As if every time we mentioned the other party it just came out with a kind of political speech impediment like, oh, the Banana Republican Party."

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by Anonymousreply 68March 1, 2023 3:03 AM

Embarrassingly stupid woman:

Whew. Jamie Raskin just absolutely schooled Lauren Boebert. (h/t @acyn)

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by Anonymousreply 69March 1, 2023 3:04 AM

You have to admire a democratic system that allows these nut jobs to get elected.

I hope the mother is safely delivered of a healthy child.

by Anonymousreply 70March 1, 2023 11:11 AM

Damn I hope Jamie Raskin beats the shit out of that cancer

by Anonymousreply 71March 1, 2023 2:53 PM

The Palin clan 2.0. Once she loses her seat they'll fade into relative obscurity and you will only hear about them in tabloid stories about police being called out for family squabbles. White trash.

by Anonymousreply 72March 1, 2023 3:15 PM

Trash breeding more trash. The circle of life.

by Anonymousreply 73March 1, 2023 3:35 PM

What kind of sad existence does that young woman have that she would want to have Lauren "Multiple Restraining Orders" Bobo and her Pecker Presenter hubs as a meemaw and peepaw to her child?

by Anonymousreply 74March 1, 2023 3:50 PM

This bitch won by what, 500 votes in 2022. Adam Frisch is running again in 24 and he will win. Coloradans are getting fed up with this insurrectionist white trash bitch and her antics.

by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2023 3:52 PM

The fucking whore doesn't fall far from the fucking whore.

by Anonymousreply 76March 1, 2023 3:56 PM

[quote]Coloradans are getting fed up with this insurrectionist white trash bitch and her antics.

No they’re not. Colorado is slowly becoming Florida.

by Anonymousreply 77March 1, 2023 3:59 PM

R77, that's not true. They re-elected their out gay Dem governor by a large margin. Ho-bert only won by 500 votes in an R+12 district

by Anonymousreply 78March 1, 2023 9:27 PM

She thinks you have to be 21 to make "life altering" decisions. But 17-year-olds are old enough to be parents, I guess

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by Anonymousreply 79March 1, 2023 9:31 PM

I thought fundie teens turned to anal sex to avoid pregnancy. Did the boy get the wrong hole?

by Anonymousreply 81March 2, 2023 5:26 PM

I agree with R79 (the tweet) but why would we even allow such a thing? We should be better. It’s violent, archaic, homophobic, awful.

by Anonymousreply 82March 2, 2023 5:29 PM

Nothing says family values like unmarried teen pregnancy

by Anonymousreply 84March 2, 2023 6:52 PM

Multi-generational teen pregnancy...

by Anonymousreply 85March 2, 2023 7:03 PM

[quote]Nothing says family values like unmarried teen pregnancy

You betcha!

by Anonymousreply 86March 2, 2023 7:31 PM

We all know how BoBo gets ahead...

(see what I did there?)

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by Anonymousreply 87March 2, 2023 7:58 PM

I heard the girl is young and Mexican.

by Anonymousreply 88March 2, 2023 8:17 PM

^^Thst picture should have had a warning,

by Anonymousreply 89March 2, 2023 8:34 PM

Does this bitch ever close her mouth? Can she close her mouth?

by Anonymousreply 91March 3, 2023 1:41 AM

quick, impregnate the puta before Jill Biden puts you on estrogen!!

by Anonymousreply 92March 3, 2023 1:53 AM

^^Her teefs are too big for her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 94March 3, 2023 11:44 AM

It’s great to see the Republican abstinence sex education is still paying off so well!

by Anonymousreply 96March 3, 2023 12:15 PM

Boebert already asked the Ways and Means Committee how to fit pork sliders into a baby bottle.

by Anonymousreply 97March 3, 2023 1:21 PM

R97, you know little baby MAGA will only have Mountain Dew in his/bottle.

by Anonymousreply 98March 3, 2023 11:45 PM

R98 how dare you refer to my grandbaby with a pronoun!!!

by Anonymousreply 99March 3, 2023 11:48 PM

R99 is obviously an imposter. The real moron doesn't even know what a pronoun is, R99:

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by Anonymousreply 100March 3, 2023 11:50 PM

[quote]Mee-Maw is one of the proudest titles in my patch of sandy Western Slope dirt.

SPUNK HER UP! SPUNK HER UP!

So proud.

by Anonymousreply 101March 3, 2023 11:52 PM

Was the tweet deleted because it turned out there was another guy with the same name as her son?

by Anonymousreply 102March 4, 2023 3:24 AM

I don't know. We need more confirmation

by Anonymousreply 103March 4, 2023 1:33 PM

That's one slutty grandma.

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by Anonymousreply 104March 5, 2023 10:45 PM

My parents were mortified when my 18 year old sister got knocked up. Of course her boyfriend was 16 so that didn't help anything.

by Anonymousreply 105March 6, 2023 2:18 AM

My grandmother was very sweet. I'm so glad she wasn't a skanky Nazi prostitution whore.

by Anonymousreply 106March 6, 2023 2:20 AM

Picture it. Colorado 2026.

Toddler blows grandma’s head off in Walmart parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 107March 8, 2023 9:09 PM

Allegedly, this is the mother-to-be.

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by Anonymousreply 108March 8, 2023 9:16 PM

R109 You take that back. Some of us think black licorice and sparkling water is a perfectly acceptable snack.

by Anonymousreply 110March 9, 2023 5:29 AM

[quote]Allegedly, this is the mother-to-be.

She sho is purty.

by Anonymousreply 111March 9, 2023 5:59 AM

I've heard it said that Lauren's mom was a teen mom too. Anyone have confirmation of that or just rumor?

by Anonymousreply 112March 9, 2023 7:54 AM

xtians...good family values, 'dem xtians.

by Anonymousreply 113March 9, 2023 3:02 PM

"A bill that would have prohibited minors from getting married in West Virginia was defeated Wednesday night in a legislative committee. The Republican-dominated Senate Judiciary Committee rejected the bill on a 9-8 vote, a week after it passed the House of Delegates.

Some of the bill’s opponents have argued that teenage marriages are a part of life in West Virginia.

Kanawha County Republican Sen. Mike Stuart, a former federal prosecutor who sided with the majority, said his vote “wasn’t a vote against women.” [bold] He said his mother was married when she was 16, and “six months later, I came along. I’m the luckiest guy in the world." [/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 114March 9, 2023 9:54 PM

R108, that woman looks like she is in her 20s. If that is the case it would be statutory rape.

by Anonymousreply 115March 9, 2023 10:24 PM

^ and since public she would be prosecuted.

by Anonymousreply 116March 9, 2023 10:25 PM

She’s supposedly 15.

I expect Bobo’s pack of feral kids to far surpass the Palin spawn in horrific life choices.

by Anonymousreply 117March 10, 2023 9:27 AM

[quote] I've heard it said that Lauren's mom was a teen mom too. Anyone have confirmation of that or just rumor?

I have read a few articles mentioning the mom being 18 at the time of Lauren's birth. There is a lot of drama regarding Lauren's paternity. The mom says that a former pro wrestler Stan Lane is Lauren's father. Lane was 33 at the time of Lauren's birth. A few years after her birth, the mom Shawn who also goes by Shawna took Lauren in for blood testing because Lane insisted he wasn't the father. Blood test was done and test results said Lane wasn't the father. The child support case Lauren's mom had against Lane was closed. Years later, the mom found that phlebotomist who drew the blood sample from Lane was convicted of fraud in another paternity case involving switching blood samples. The mom believes the phlebotomist and Lane were involved in a similar scam which allowed him not to pay child support. The article gives additional details, the mom has tried to get various legal actions to get Lane retested. Very crazy story.

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by Anonymousreply 118March 11, 2023 3:38 PM

The baby registry has been deleted. If you google "Tyler Boebert's baby registry", one of the search results is to a thread on a military related message board called rallypoint.com. It seems the posters there post under their real names. On February 28th, a guy started a thread mentioning a baby registry for a Tyler Boebert living in Rifle Colorado in Lauren Boebert's district. The guy wondered if Tyler was related to Lauren and did question whether Lauren was going to be a grandmother. Another poster ripped into that guy for "doxing the couple" and "causing blowback.

My theory is that maybe the Boeberts were trying keep this under wraps, but the girl and/or her family set up the registry and listed Tyler.

by Anonymousreply 119March 11, 2023 4:52 PM

[quote]Grandma is a Millennial!

[quote] —Thursdays this fall on the CW!

I cracked up at this. 38 year old millennial here. I grew up in a small town and the year after I graduated there were several pregnant girls in that graduating class. I knew one of them quite well through drama club. Her daughter was born three weeks before her graduation. We lost touch for several years as she moved to another state. Her daughter's father signed away his parental rights. About ten years ago, she friended me on Facebook and I saw that she was working in engineering and gotten married was expecting a kid with her husband. She also had posts talking about her husband's process to adopt her daughter. I was happy she was doing well and we would occasionally message us each other or post on each other's FB walls. .

I work in public health and when covid hit I mostly stayed off Facebook newsfeeds due to the covid hoax crap, anti-masking, and other crap that was going around. The reason I didn't delete my Facebook account was because a relative of mine was dealing with cancer and set up an FB group to post updates on her condition. I also used Facebook to occasionally chat with relatives. For a long time, I would sometimes go on FB and check my cousin's group and do chats and wouldn't scroll through the feeds. Last year on Mother's Day, I was bored and was scrolling through Facebook and of course, there were tons of Mother's day related posts with pics of people's moms. I then I saw a pic of my high school friend with her teenage daughter and a baby in a stroller. I thought that maybe my friend had a third child. Then I read the caption on the post which I read something "So happy to be spending this Mother's Day with my first grandchild". I looked at my friend's profile and saw posts from a couple of months earlier when the grandchild was born.

by Anonymousreply 120March 11, 2023 6:39 PM

They've already had numerous police visits and their neighbors hate them and "fear them".

by Anonymousreply 121March 11, 2023 6:50 PM

Lauren will undoubtedly make a fantastic Gigi. Warm, loving, and caring.

by Anonymousreply 122March 11, 2023 7:03 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if there ends up being drama between the girlfriend's family and the Boeberts due to money.

by Anonymousreply 123March 11, 2023 7:10 PM

How very bot of you, r122.

by Anonymousreply 124March 11, 2023 7:13 PM

Get your sarcasm meter calibrated, r124.

He called her "warm, loving and caring." Did you think he was serious?

by Anonymousreply 125March 11, 2023 7:18 PM

I wouldn't be so sure, r125.

by Anonymousreply 126March 11, 2023 7:32 PM

Well, you're right about having a healthy level of skepticism, r126.

by Anonymousreply 127March 11, 2023 7:40 PM

Thank you, r127, the post was too generic and didn't really have much of a sarcastic bite. But who knows?

by Anonymousreply 128March 11, 2023 7:59 PM

Cementing her status as the all-time white-trashiest member of Congress, Boebert is praising the high teen pregnancy rate in White Trash America.

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by Anonymousreply 129March 11, 2023 8:39 PM

Attitudes and actions that the overwhelming majority of the US used to cringe at has become the model behavior for MAGAs.

by Anonymousreply 131March 11, 2023 9:19 PM

I assume the young couple were married in the eyes of God and man at the time of conception. If not, then it's my sad duty to inform you that everybody involved is going to hell.

by Anonymousreply 132March 11, 2023 10:27 PM

[quote]Lauren Boebert is going to be a grandma!

Sadly it appears she has skipped that step and gone straight to crone.

by Anonymousreply 133March 11, 2023 10:30 PM

Is Lauren Boebert the dame who cut off her husband's penis and threw it out a car window?

by Anonymousreply 134March 12, 2023 12:33 AM

No, but she should have so he wouldn't be showing it to underage kids again.

by Anonymousreply 135March 12, 2023 12:36 AM

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